David and I have our certain TV shows that we like to watch together. Grey's Anatomy (usually), The Office (always), American Idol (oh yea!), and....the Ch. 5 News. We add the news in there with these other fun shows because it is just that - fun - for us (disclaimer). Picture Saturday Night Live goes Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy and you have the Ch. 5 New York City News. Actually, it is even better. We have laughed so hard at times, that we are literally left speechless and teary and we recommend it to all of our City dwelling friends for good family evening entertainment.
Just to give you an example, each night there is a segment called Shame, Shame, Shame and a reporter goes to a local business or company and reveals a scandal or civil crime that has taken place. Then, not only do they reveal the "scandal", but they seek to get a comment from the one taking advantage - as if that is an easy task. Like we expect a Superintendent to want to comment on how he misappropriated the school money. Oh, but the reporter is relentless and tries in every way imaginable, which always leads to a hilarious scene in public. One of my favs was the time the "con man/business owner" tried to rush into his car (in the dead of winter) and pull out so that the cameras couldn't catch up with him and he was wedged into a snow bank on both ends, so he couldn't go anywhere. I mean - it was like a movie and we were dying laughing. They kept the camera rolling the entire time as he kept hitting the snow over and over and we are like - what is this!? This is our news?
One mantra that we have for our family, as a result of watching the news here is "whatever you do, do NOT ever speak on the news if given the opportunity." Because let me tell you, friends, I do not know where these people come from that are interviewed on TV. I truly think they are actors at times, and I am convinced that no matter how competent they may really be in person - the news edits it so that you look like the most juvenile, adolescent thinker alive (hence, our mantra).
So...all of this to say...I walked into my gym last Thursday, dropped Kate off in the childcare area as usual and happened to notice a large camera and reporter standing around. Now, I do live in New York City and there are cameras and people with microphones ALL over the place...so I think nothing of it. As I take my fleece off and am down in my spandex workout clothes, a woman approaches me just as I am about to get on the machine...and says the inevitable question, "We are with Channel 5 news and would like to interview you on our segment for New Years resolutions. Would you be interested?"
Uh...uh....uh....I stuttered over and over in my head. It would kind of be cool but then kind of not. I'm sure no matter how intelligent I make myself sound in here, on the news I will sound like a workout idiot and what do I have to say about working out in the first place?! Oh, and I only have an hour for child care ... PLUS - who in their right mind wants to be on the NYC news in their workout spandex?! NOT I! So, politely I refused to "comment" at this time. David has not let me live this down; however, I feel confident about my decision. The opportunity to be on TV for a short story is way over compensated by saving my dignity and reputation. At least, I would like to think so.
So - here's the question to you. Would you be on the news in your area if asked? Or, would you be like me...and politely refuse because you would be afraid to see the actual segment they "air"?